1. "In a hole in the ground there lived a very lonely Minuteman missile."
2. "I done gone to collidge and majored in English, but that ain't no matter."
3. "After dark the rain began to fall again, and Joy began to get very depressed again."
4. "Look! there's Johnny Depp emerging from the hold of the Spanish galleon."
5. "There was a hand in the darkness, and it was getting wet from all that rain falling in #3 up above."
6. "Accidents ambush the unsuspecting, _____." OK, these are getting a little too spooky now.
7. And as for the weekend,